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Post Jol - Reaping what we sewed
Jul 20th , 2012 0 Comment Partying
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A night of great festivity was had, celebrating a good friends 21st Birthday, dipping into Sambuca shots upon entry, Strawpedo's as a booster and Caste Lite to keep the hand busy through out the night. This morning: my head is sore & my poo is green.
Pizza??
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Pizza: Round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box???? (Oo,)
the BOSS that stole X-Mass
Sep 12th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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yes..you read right...my boss stole X-Mass. he decided that our office will not shut down for the festive season this year..what a &@#$ he said we can take our leave, BUT (yes there is more) NOT over the X-mass period!!! BUT wait there is STILL more!!! he is going back to China in Feb to celebrate Chinese NYE...guess that's what u get for working with Chinese (so not being racist, just stating the obvious) Well I sure hope they dont mind me showing up late for work and I might even push it as far as showing up p!ssed LOL why not t'is the season :) A-hole
Angry
Aug 1st , 2012 2 Comment Money
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Have worked in a company for going on 10 years and still get treated like a child!!!!pisses me off so much. I mean really would I still be here if I was a bad apple?im so over it but can't escape as I depend on my salary,so frustrated !!!!!!,
work experience
Aug 22nd , 2012 0 Comment People
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everyone keeps asking if you have work experience in that area when applying to a new job, then they doubt you if you dont have work experience.... mother fucker how do i get experience if you dont hire me
Students late for class
Jul 12th , 2012 1 Comment Work
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2 students arrived late
there's no silver lining on clouds that produce snow!
Aug 8th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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So it's wonderful and all that it snowed in jhb yesterday but now my phone won't turn on :( ! I was so happily taking pictures on it that i seemed to forget snow is made up of water....
driving in Joburg
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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driving in Joburg each day has resulted in my middle fingers looking like tiny bodybuilders...they get a lot of exercise...
vegetarian crap
Jul 11th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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i just went for lunch , and the other person neglected to tell me that the restaurant only serves fucking vegetarian food..what the fuck? if there were a competition for the shittest meals ever had by a human this would be the victor!
I enjoy waiting
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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When you are waiting for the bus or car and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
Vacuum cleaners
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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One thing I don't really like about vacuum cleaners is hooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooo
Never cleaning my car again
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Yesterday I washed my car, so clean so new looking.... Until a bird took the biggest shit of his life on my window... After that I proceeded to put the window wipers on.. Big big mistake... I'm at work now I have to clean this car in my suit... FUCK!
Early Mornings
Jul 23rd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Wake up in the morning not feeling like P-Diddy. Bird's be chirping it's so cold can't I can't feel my willy. Varsity starts today it feels like I'm doomed I just wana lie in bed and stay wrapped up like a cucoon. #yes
Sigh at BF
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment Sports
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I discovered that the only reason my boyfriend is taking yoga classes with me is because he wants to be flexible enough to suck his own rod.
The trouble with free music
Jul 17th , 2012 0 Comment Partying
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9 gigs of free music = 8 gigs of shitty music
Morons with phone numbers
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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I hate it when I ask someone what their numbers are , instead of just giving me the digits they say "zero eight sixbillionninehundredandninetytwothousandfourhundredandseventytwo" I mean What The Fuck. I'm not fucking rain man.
Girlfriends and advice
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Love
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When your girlfriend is complaining about something stay quiet. Only if you hear her mention the word advice, do you actually give her your advice. Till then shut the fuck up, and nod like the little monkey you are!
milkybar
Aug 7th , 2012 0 Comment Food
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Milkybar is too milky :)
Drivers
Nov 4th , 2012 0 Comment People
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Why is it that people with fancy cars can't seem to operate the indicators or the gas pedal? I'm sure those come standard...
P.T.T.F
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment People
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Is it just me or are some of the idiots on this very site, in a very big need of a P T T F! PUNCH TO THE FACE!
 
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