if i see or hear one more person say something regarding the phrase Y.O.L.O... i will convince them to jump of a bridge because "they only live once" here is a new one cronym... YAAF : YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!!!
I actually hate it when I get a request or get sent a message to"save someone's life" ! are these people dumb enough to think that a thousand likes are going to save someone ?? Medicine saves lives , doctors saves lives, not facebook !! why are you people so foolish?
How fucking useless is Metrorail in Cape Town. I use to catch the train to Durbanville on a regular basis. I had to go via Cape Town/Salt River, the bloody intercom wouldn't shutup when the train was delayed or on the wrong track. It would keep on repeating itself over and over from x to y. FUCK
Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girl friend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.
If I wanted to know how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, I would ask you. The only relationship update I need is your rating of a new sexual position that you tried.
E.g. "My God, she did a handstand during a reverse cowgirl... AMAZING!"
One of the most frustrating moments in life is when you turn the radio on and the most awesome song in the world is playing,. and then some idiot DJ decides to start talking before the song ends and as a result completely destoys it!!! When this happens... i want to take my radio and bash it with a fucking sledge hammer!
I was a freshman in high school, and I went to throw out my pasta and it was right next the table of the hottest girls in my school. They were always pretty nice to me. I went to throw it out, and tossed it from a foot away. The tray hit the edge of the garbage, and catapulted red sauce all over their clothes. This was in front of everyone, and I said sorry and stood there for a moment because I didn't know what to do. I walked away, and they started to flip out.
Why the hell do slow ass drivers drive in the fast lane? I am not being a asshole but seriously..... if the "slower" lane is open and it's safe....move your flippen issues out the fast lane and let regular folk who has a life and wants to get back to it pass..... seriously! O.o