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Disgusting student
Jul 20th , 2012 0 Comment University
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I just saw some gross , disgusting, idiot pig Sneeze and then he wiped the shit on his hands underneath the desk... Why do people like this exist? More importantly how are these people at university? Jeez I nearly vomited in my lecture! I should've , actually , on the back of his head!!
COVER UP
Aug 2nd , 2012 1 Comment Relationships
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My bf has on many ocassions told me about this older woman @ his work who is "SUPER HOT"and looks like an older version of his EX. Firstly, thats a major slap in the face, SECONDLY; his ex was nothing to look at, and THIRDLY, i saw this woman yesterday and i have come to the conclusion that; I am a COVER UP for him liking funny looking woman!!
Uroused while taking a dump.
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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When you wake up in the morning and in desperate need to take a shit , and you sit on the think tank trying to relieve yourself , and zzzzing some morning glory shows up. And without noticing because you're so tired you piss all over your fucking face.
winter
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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winter i'm so over you and quality moisturiser is expensive.
People in general are becoming so cheap
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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People are becoming so damn cheap...ever since everyone has a bb, all I get is a bbm message from my friends asking me if I wanna go out tonight or if i wanna grab a bite. Just the other day my friends went out and I asked them why they didnt call me to join them...their response "we bbm'd you, but you never respond..." ...people are forgetting the call function on their phone...its where you put your mouth and words come out.... ONE ADDED BONUS ... SINCE MY FRIENDS NOW ONLY RESPOND ON SOCIAL MEDIA... i DONT WASTE ME AIRTIME ON THEM :)
The Lottery of people
Aug 12th , 2012 0 Comment People
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Every South African you meet is not actually South African. They are a fourth Polish, 3/17 Italian, ten other random countries, and then of course half Irish. This grates me.
YMCA dance
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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I bet the YMCA dance is harder to do in Chinese.
2 Faced
Aug 6th , 2012 0 Comment People
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I Hate 2 Faced people... Its so hard to Decide which face to slap first
Sleepy time no more
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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it is my final saturday of the varsity holidays... i dont often sleep late.. so today all i wanted, just this tiny thing was to just sleep a bit late .... BUT NO my mother decided to wake me up to take something to her friend! i actually can't believe it!
Drivers
Nov 4th , 2012 0 Comment People
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Why is it that people with fancy cars can't seem to operate the indicators or the gas pedal? I'm sure those come standard...
was happy.
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment Technology
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There I was, just chilling, minding my own business when I'm reminded about the iPad shaped void that exists in my life. Thanks PJ, prick.
Borrowing...
Jul 17th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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When someone asks, can I borrow a piece of paper? Are you going to give it back?
Cement for dinner anyone??
Jul 30th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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I told my dad i was feeling sad because I had so much work to do. he told me to drink a cup of cement and harden the fuck up... :/
Facebook Fronts
Jul 11th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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The tragedy of FB is that the profiles are just fronts, projections of how people wish others to perceive them. It's not true. It's a lie: a fucking lie! muhahahah
JHB Frosty Times
Jul 15th , 2012 0 Comment Money
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When it's 2.5 degrees outside and you find yourself on the balcony of a rooftop party. JHB is too cold for this nonsense!
vegetarian crap
Jul 11th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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i just went for lunch , and the other person neglected to tell me that the restaurant only serves fucking vegetarian food..what the fuck? if there were a competition for the shittest meals ever had by a human this would be the victor!
Sun Burnt today!? today?!!! really??? REALLY??
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Health
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How is it possible, that on the coldest day of this winter in JHB , that i got sun burnt? i mean really! how does this happen ... i look fucking ridiculous!! FUCK YOU SUN! My face is on fire!!
crap phone
Jul 10th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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i hate technology , a certain black fruited phone keeps on dying on me , never ever EVER has signal or battery.. And basicallyis just a big rectangular piece of shit!
Strikes...
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Money
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Strikes are overrated and people don't think of the long term effect.it's all good.STRIKE FOR YOUR RIGHTS,watch how economy falls behind.after all YOU..(who striked for more money)..is going to eventually LOSE YOUR JOB.then you can forget about looking after your many men/women,kids and dogs. (JUST SAYIN')
McFail Olympics
Aug 6th , 2012 0 Comment Sports
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McDonalds being the official sponsor of the olympics is like Marlborough being the official medicine of cancer
 
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