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Do I know you?
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment People
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Whenever someone says to me, "Oh, you look so familiar, where do i know you from?" I like to respond with, "Do you watch porn?"
Danger's of everyday life
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Taxi drivers... super lame
driving in Joburg
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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driving in Joburg each day has resulted in my middle fingers looking like tiny bodybuilders...they get a lot of exercise...
Stupid Fiance
Aug 1st , 2012 2 Comment Relationships
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I left my boyfriend of 4 years (fiance of 5 months) 4 weeks ago today. His addiction to gaming and computers became more important then what I was and eventually he told me he would never give up anything for me even tho I would never ask him to do that!! SORRY FOR YOU, you have lost something amazing... You have nothing here anymore and your precious friends will move on from you eventually too!!
The truth about Facebook relationship updates
Aug 8th , 2012 0 Comment Love
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If I wanted to know how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, I would ask you. The only relationship update I need is your rating of a new sexual position that you tried. E.g. "My God, she did a handstand during a reverse cowgirl... AMAZING!"
Trippin'
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment People
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When you walk in town suddenly trips and fall on your butt *FAIL
Friday the 13th
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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I guess it's not a myth !! The exams start tomorrow !!!!
Techies
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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IT help desk technicians who say "well it works on my machine, just reboot". Can.not.stand.it !!!! We are not idiots and tried that before you calling you for goodness sake!
Fast Food
Aug 8th , 2012 1 Comment Health
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Whenever I go through the drive through at Mcdonalds, it always takes at least 20 minutes. They shouldn't call it fast food if they take half an hour to prepare your damn food!
Lemon
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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When life hands you a lemon, pass the salt and the tequila!
Male hooker
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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so I'm standing at cinnabon, minding my own business, enjoying my bun at the time. This random guy walks up to me, introducing himself as a personal masseusse for ladies. explaining to me about his massages, interested acting me had to realize by the end of his massage he tells me he ends it off by a squirting orgasm... i mean whaaaaaaaat? "i can give you a squirting orgasm by using my tongue, hands and all sorts of toys, very discreet." in shock i reply by saying dude I'm a lesbian, he replies, "EVEN BETTER darling, i can teach you to do it to her".... so my question is am i that ugly???? do i need to pay for sex :D wtf dude
Angry
Aug 1st , 2012 2 Comment Money
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Have worked in a company for going on 10 years and still get treated like a child!!!!pisses me off so much. I mean really would I still be here if I was a bad apple?im so over it but can't escape as I depend on my salary,so frustrated !!!!!!,
YMCA dance
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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I bet the YMCA dance is harder to do in Chinese.
Facebook Fail
Jul 11th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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does anyone else just fucking hate game requests? cease this shit at once!!
How does this make sense?
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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If not all teachers can teach every subject, why do students have to learn them all?!
Seriously???? Please tell me you're kidding!
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Love
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So having a deep meaningful convo with my boyfriend the other night when he decides NOW (not when we first met) is the right time to tell me that he likes having sex with guys too! Good bye boys nights! Now i not only have to watch my back with other woman, but with men too!
Snow
Aug 8th , 2012 0 Comment Technology
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The snow is nice and everything.... but it just fd up my trip to Durbs....Cant even drive from JHB -DBN, Roads closed
Exam times
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Who the fuck invented a "past paper" it's bad enough that I have to write an exam worth 150 marks , now I have to , in the space of a week , write 2 two-hundred mark papers.
FB Statuses
Jul 9th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Please can people stop thinking they are fucking philosophers on Facebook... Your fb status about love and life is bullshit!
fai;
Jul 27th , 2012 1 Comment University
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Walking through varsity... ray bans on... bag over one shoulder... swagging so hard... and then my strap snaps... f*#! it!!!!
 
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