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1000 but no time
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Ever have that moment when you check your computer and realise that you have over 1000 episodes of stuff to watch....but no time to watch it
dafuq Bouncers
Jul 24th , 2012 0 Comment Partying
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when you go to a club that is strictly for over 21s and you end up spending your night avoiding 15 year olds >.<
why cant i sleep in late!!!! :(
Aug 4th , 2012 1 Comment Work
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i wish for just one saturday that i could sleep in , have breakfast in bed, maybe watch some tv , just chilll.....but NO i have to fucking work ! FUCK
Long Day!!
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day...
the best worst lecture ever
Jul 26th , 2012 0 Comment University
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My lecturer is too hot and now i can't concentrate in class :(
killer heels
Aug 30th , 2012 0 Comment People
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if you are going to insist on wearing killer heels at the mall, then do not try and grab on to me when you fall out of those stupid shoes. I will duck.
beggers...
Sep 18th , 2012 0 Comment People
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i hate it when beggers ask you for money and when you give them money, they throw a tantrum and demand more
Gourmet ah lah F*ck You
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Love
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Last night, I made a dish, Gnocchi Napolitana. It was beautiful. We get to the dinner table, and the first thing my sister says is: "I think the onions are too big" The godam onions.
Old parents
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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When your 60 yr old father thinks he can mount a curb on a bicycle and you're obliged to feel bad for him when he breaks his arm and cuts his eyebrow open.
mixup
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Partying
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The worst way to start your morning is waking up in the afternoon... with a hangover.... two days after the party... in the hospital... in a different country... and your chained to your bed with a police officer sitting next to you, wearing a name tag that displays someone else's name...
Pet store
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Animals
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The other day I went to the Pet store and saw fishes in a tank. I said to my friend "HEY look it's a NEMO!" So the worker told me "Ma'am that's a clown fish." So I said : "Bitch, that's a Nemo!" and walked away like a boss! :D
People in general are becoming so cheap
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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People are becoming so damn cheap...ever since everyone has a bb, all I get is a bbm message from my friends asking me if I wanna go out tonight or if i wanna grab a bite. Just the other day my friends went out and I asked them why they didnt call me to join them...their response "we bbm'd you, but you never respond..." ...people are forgetting the call function on their phone...its where you put your mouth and words come out.... ONE ADDED BONUS ... SINCE MY FRIENDS NOW ONLY RESPOND ON SOCIAL MEDIA... i DONT WASTE ME AIRTIME ON THEM :)
Old people remotes
Jul 18th , 2012 1 Comment Miscellaneous
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Waiting for an old person to inspect a remote they've been using for years to find a button they've been pushing numerous times every day is honestly a pain worse than torture.
Wtf
Aug 14th , 2012 0 Comment Love
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I'm pretty sympathetic guy, but when it comes to that time of the month and you leave the tampon in the toilet without flushing.... Are you fucking serious
I'm not learning
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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I'm done learning new things until someone can prove to me that we won't have Google forever.
Cars
Jul 19th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Hi Karma! Fuck you! There's nothing you can do to me.
Snowing
Aug 7th , 2012 0 Comment People
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If one more fucking person updates their status that it's snowing I'm gona Punch them in the face! Thank you idiot I know it's snowing, I know its cold .. I can't feel my testicles!! PTTF
Stealing seats
Jul 24th , 2012 0 Comment University
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i was sitting in my lecture keeping a seat for my friend when some chick just comes and sits in it. i asked her politely to leave as i am saving that seat for my friend coming in 2 minutes as he went to the bathroom. and she basically told me to fuck off with her eyes and refused to get up. i was then forced to sit next to here for 2 hours.... worst person in the fucking world
Whyyyyy
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya?
Grandparents
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Kids
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Grandkids are like toys, when a new one comes the older one gets thrown into a box with all the other old "toys/cousins".
 
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