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fai;
Jul 27th , 2012 1 Comment University
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Walking through varsity... ray bans on... bag over one shoulder... swagging so hard... and then my strap snaps... f*#! it!!!!
I enjoy waiting
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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When you are waiting for the bus or car and someone asks you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole!
work experience
Aug 22nd , 2012 0 Comment People
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everyone keeps asking if you have work experience in that area when applying to a new job, then they doubt you if you dont have work experience.... mother fucker how do i get experience if you dont hire me
Lack of Swag
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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When there is a girl you fancy, pretty as and more fun than you could ever compare, and you just don't know when the right time is to pull the trigger. Expectation, fear, confidence!! Waaah! Kill me! (and then once she's left, you sit there like an assho
Madiba's Birthday
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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Today is my birthday, and my girlfriend forgot it, even though she had a status dedicated to madiba... How do I know this? Cause my "cake" was a fucking peanut butter sandwIch with a candle in the middle ... Honestly what the fuck is this shit?!
Too long, didnt read
Sep 6th , 2012 0 Comment People
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People who write fucking essays on this site. If its longer than 3 lines, I'm not reading it.
Party Cancellations and non-shows
Aug 22nd , 2012 1 Comment Partying
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I would like to know how you cancel on a party you have confirmed for, 4 months before the date. And not to talk about the people that just didn't show without notice. I organised a party for my hubbie's birthday, made it real special and spent a lot of money on it. Especially the venue and food, taking the guests into consideration. Hmmm, how do people just not care about things like that. I am seriously dissappointed.What do you think would happen if people get charged for cancelling or not showing??? A practice I would very much like to introduce!!!
Pizza??
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Pizza: Round food, cut into triangles and put into a square box???? (Oo,)
Fail at life
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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That "I fail at life" moment when you're trying to pull up the covers and you punch yourself in the face.
Disgusting student
Jul 20th , 2012 0 Comment University
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I just saw some gross , disgusting, idiot pig Sneeze and then he wiped the shit on his hands underneath the desk... Why do people like this exist? More importantly how are these people at university? Jeez I nearly vomited in my lecture! I should've , actually , on the back of his head!!
It's FRIDAY for goodness sake!
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment Partying
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What kind of person doesn't wanna start drinking before 4PM...on a FRIDAY at that?? *only this hideous looking freak of a boss* **rolling eyes**
Fast Food
Aug 8th , 2012 1 Comment Health
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Whenever I go through the drive through at Mcdonalds, it always takes at least 20 minutes. They shouldn't call it fast food if they take half an hour to prepare your damn food!
Wolverine
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Animals
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Anyone else noticed the Neanderthal screams that Wolverine always makes when he is fighting someone?? Its as if Invisible Women is giving him a blowjob.
Power again
Jul 14th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Getting myself excited to take a cold shower and then stand next to the gass fire , and as soon as I get my wet ass to the fire , the power goes out. FUUUUUUUCK!!
FB Statuses
Jul 9th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Please can people stop thinking they are fucking philosophers on Facebook... Your fb status about love and life is bullshit!
loser day
Jul 9th , 2012 0 Comment Love
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. Today I walked past some girls and heard the giggle , obviously I though they were laughing out of shyness because of my awesome swagger , that was not the case ... Turns out having tomato sauce on my white shirt was what gave them the giggles ... Wow
Online dating let down
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Love
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If it wasnt hard enough to pick up a girl in south africa, I was let down by experimenting with online dating. I was literally on the site for two weeks and managed to organise one date, only to find out that the girl was using online dating to write a blog, which she then told me I was part of.... super lame
Innovation sucks
Jul 12th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Just when you think you are relatively good at something, someone goes ahead and invents something that you suck at.
McDonalds Midrand
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Health
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I went to Boulder MC Donald's Midrand , were I ordered a large meal to get the Glass, I paid and moved to the next window, I asked the lady when she gave me the Cold drink where is my glass, she said they ran out, so I said and now?? She gave me attitude, I asked her doe's her management know so I can collect when they have, she said they know but won't be able to give me, and then she passed me my food with attitude. I arrived to work to open the pack and notice the rude lady at the window didn't add the Ketch up to be funny, well as ketchp up lover I don't find it funny at all and think that Mc Donald's Boulders should teach their staff manners as there is a new Mc Donald's in Midrand and I'm sure there service is much better. I will not go back to Boulders Mc Donalds as there service has gone down the drain.
when people dont answer phones
Feb 7th , 2013 0 Comment University
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Waiting for mr PJ to come back to me
 
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