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Snowing
Aug 7th , 2012 0 Comment People
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If one more fucking person updates their status that it's snowing I'm gona Punch them in the face! Thank you idiot I know it's snowing, I know its cold .. I can't feel my testicles!! PTTF
Sick people in class
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment University
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Dear istupid/ idiot / pig/rude person that sat next to me in class today , if you are sick first of all stay at home , and if you do decide to come ,please when you sneeze atleast attempt not to spread your fucking germs on everyone around you ... You wou
Yolo > YAAFI
Jul 13th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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if i see or hear one more person say something regarding the phrase Y.O.L.O... i will convince them to jump of a bridge because "they only live once" here is a new one cronym... YAAF : YOU ARE A FUCKING MORON!!!
fb timeline
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Timeline has to be the worst thing to come out of facebook!!! Besides it being SUPER complicated, why the F**K would I want to be reminded about the shocking, lame, embarrassing and imature things I put up on the internet years ago?!
Ilegal
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Health
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My specialists Receptionist called me today and accused me of trying to make the doctor do illegal things by me demanding he pay for my meds. If thats the case; i think i need a psyche ward instead of a normal ENT.
Frodo baggins
Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Relationships
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My girlfriend decided not to straighten her hair today.. when we rocked up to chill with my friends they started laughing at her , saying she looks like Frodo Baggings...the joke didnt stop!t They wont stop dissing me about it! how the hell am i supposed to keep dating this chick?! when i see Frodo now when i look at her? fuck
winter
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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winter i'm so over you and quality moisturiser is expensive.
I fail at life
Aug 5th , 2012 1 Comment Miscellaneous
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When I don't know how to remove 3 complaynts and end up looking like a right knobhead.
Baggage
Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment Love
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Guuh, I have too much baggage
elderly drivers
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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this is strike three already and I have had it. All in a few months an ancient lady reversed into my car, another old lady nearly hit me after failing to see a stop sign and now today me and many other motorists were held up unneccessarily due to another pensioner too terrified to cross the intersection. When she finally did go she nearly caused another accident by drifting in her lane into oncoming traffic!!!! I am all for the policy that after a certain age they need a retest!!!
Sneaky lines
Jul 16th , 2012 0 Comment Partying
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If I asked you to have sex with me, would the answer to that question be the same as the answer to this question?
Wtf
Aug 14th , 2012 0 Comment Love
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I'm pretty sympathetic guy, but when it comes to that time of the month and you leave the tampon in the toilet without flushing.... Are you fucking serious
Freshman experience
Aug 5th , 2012 0 Comment People
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I was a freshman in high school, and I went to throw out my pasta and it was right next the table of the hottest girls in my school. They were always pretty nice to me. I went to throw it out, and tossed it from a foot away. The tray hit the edge of the garbage, and catapulted red sauce all over their clothes. This was in front of everyone, and I said sorry and stood there for a moment because I didn't know what to do. I walked away, and they started to flip out.
Complayn what it is??
Aug 7th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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PUN on the title..... But seriously some fools dont know the definition of a complaint.....A clever saying...several hundred likes...but what were they complaining about originally or they trying to be clever.
Fucking hipsters
Jul 24th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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hipsters against consumerism who buy apple products.... your parents must be so proud of you >.<
Technology
Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Surely with all the technology now days, especially touch screen phones, theycould make one that responds to cold fingers
COVER UP
Aug 2nd , 2012 1 Comment Relationships
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My bf has on many ocassions told me about this older woman @ his work who is "SUPER HOT"and looks like an older version of his EX. Firstly, thats a major slap in the face, SECONDLY; his ex was nothing to look at, and THIRDLY, i saw this woman yesterday and i have come to the conclusion that; I am a COVER UP for him liking funny looking woman!!
Hotel from HELL
Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Last week, I had the 'pleasure' of visiting of a hotel from hell in Pretoria. Pity, my stay included sleeping in a room, whose plumbing did not work properly. When my neighbour had a bath, my shower had no water. When I finally had water, I thought I was in Iceland, the water was freezing! Dinner was delicious when it had arrived, though it took an hour an a half to get there..... And then they had a cheek to charge us extra too nogal! Oi! Breakfast was the worst - not eating pork, I requested a substitute. I can understand the first day, but the 2nd, 3rd and 4th morning? Asked the question every morning, but alas...... So I had an egg and tomato, but the price remains the same! The last morning, though breakfast starts at 7am, was not ready, and though I had to pay for it, I had to leave without eating.... So, room was freezing... Plumbing didn't work.... An electric box that buzzed me awake at 4:45 am.... No friendly service....... And being kicked out of the lounge and fireplace for another function.... I SERI'AASLY want to COMPLAYN! The Willows in Pretoria YOU are the Hotel from Hell!!!!!!
Home Shopping network...
Aug 8th , 2012 0 Comment Miscellaneous
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Commercials that are significantly louder than the programs they are supporting. Is it REALLY necessary?
McFail Olympics
Aug 6th , 2012 0 Comment Sports
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McDonalds being the official sponsor of the olympics is like Marlborough being the official medicine of cancer
 
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