If I wanted to know how much you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, I would ask you. The only relationship update I need is your rating of a new sexual position that you tried.
E.g. "My God, she did a handstand during a reverse cowgirl... AMAZING!"
So having a deep meaningful convo with my boyfriend the other night when he decides NOW (not when we first met) is the right time to tell me that he likes having sex with guys too! Good bye boys nights! Now i not only have to watch my back with other woman, but with men too!
If it wasnt hard enough to pick up a girl in south africa, I was let down by experimenting with online dating. I was literally on the site for two weeks and managed to organise one date, only to find out that the girl was using online dating to write a blog, which she then told me I was part of.... super lame
When your girlfriend is complaining about something stay quiet. Only if you hear her mention the word advice, do you actually give her your advice. Till then shut the fuck up, and nod like the little monkey you are!
Smart ( check) , well dressed and groomed (check) , nice guy (check ) ... Gets lots of girls ( no check) ... Guy with long greasy hair with ugly beard , no job ,no varsity ,skinny , dresses badly , has no future... Gets girls.. Why woman ?? WHY??
tonight was a disaster , i was wearing my R900 white shirt , i ordered tomato soup , and soilled it all on my shirt...fuck...oh and i forgot to mention i was on a date with a super hot chic...PROBABLY FOR THE LAST TIME :(
. Today I walked past some girls and heard the giggle , obviously I though they were laughing out of shyness because of my awesome swagger , that was not the case ... Turns out having tomato sauce on my white shirt was what gave them the giggles ... Wow