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  • 11th March 2012 21:21

the BOSS that stole X-Mass
missHell Sep 12th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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yes..you read right...my boss stole X-Mass. he decided that our office will not shut down for the festive season this year..what a &@#$ he said we can take our leave, BUT (yes there is more) NOT over the X-mass period!!! BUT wait there is STILL more!!! he is going back to China in Feb to celebrate Chinese NYE...guess that's what u get for working with Chinese (so not being racist, just stating the obvious) Well I sure hope they dont mind me showing up late for work and I might even push it as far as showing up p!ssed LOL why not t'is the season :) A-hole
Bosses!@#
SarcastikMama Aug 17th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Having nothing better to do with my life - I find myself completing bursary applications for my bosses son - who by the way wants to study engineering - doesn't that require at least some basic form of computer know how?? I mean, if he can't type yet - teach him now!!
Intro to most things at School!
Matthewk1000 Aug 14th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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I'm Max Excel that's not my real name i just use it because i love to write and he is my new star! Let me get around the grade! Not real names. Here we get "Rack Bantemon" big bully and jerk I had to sleep in one room with him on camp he is evil but not as "Crour Angler" the biggest want to be and big shot ever! "Ryonser Fartle" wants to play Rugby but has not played any matches or done work out he will get hurt hes a big shot and wants to be a rapper as if! "Everon Plak" He makes jock but he thins there jocks there insults and push us around I'm very good at rugby wish i could just tackle him away! "Divad Nav Van Ilson" Afrikaans farther Jewish mother he does kick boxing and always is mean as an rout apple but he is my best friends friend! "Queen Bosron Jacken (not a queen)" She has to always make her self look worse I should just say "I don't care about anything you have to say" ! " The Monster" He always acts like a monster his surname sound like monster and he looks like he has a small beard and he is only 11! "Shooter 303" He loves guns. He is a little OK for now! "Canamin" He is a little OK! "Katman" loves cats has about 4 to 5 he insults me every day but there less bad now! "Katwoman" not the hero/villein the singer and no there not dating anymore she has 2 cats but she is a little bossy! "Money War Sir France (aka Ducky call him that)" He loves that guy and war and money he is a little OK! "Leonardo Ben" He is my best friend he is ok but he thinks he is smarter than me and he thinks MAgic is better than Pokemon as If! "Mr Sir Hunt" He wants us to call men sir and woman madam he is my Normal teacher and Afrikaans and Math and science and history and Geography! That's it but new people will be added
why cant i sleep in late!!!! :(
Midas Aug 4th , 2012 1 Comment Work
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i wish for just one saturday that i could sleep in , have breakfast in bed, maybe watch some tv , just chilll.....but NO i have to fucking work ! FUCK
Office toilets
Leo Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Nothing worse than needing the toilet @ work and you go in there after the guy who just off loaded some kind of nerve gas that makes your eyes twitch and your nose bleed. You cant even look him in the eyes afterwards cause they're watering.
"This used to be a fun house..."
busybaby Aug 3rd , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Enough said!!!!!
Long Day!!
Aimsy Aug 2nd , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Few things in life feel better than taking your bra off at the end of a long day...
Boss Confusion
Complayner2012 Aug 2nd , 2012 1 Comment Work
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I managed to get a snoop at my bosses bank accoutn while doing some office payments, just to realize that i earn more then my boss does and he pays my salary...... Food for thought although he runs a business or 2.
Less & More!
][v][on$ter Aug 2nd , 2012 2 Comment Work
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i think we need less complaining in this country and more doing.
The REAL Reason for Overtime
Mae_bee Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Joburg traffic: A perfectly good reason to say at your desk...and beat your Angry Birds top score a few more times.
RETARDED BOSS
Charisma Aug 1st , 2012 3 Comment Work
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My boss has this habit of coming into the office at the end of the month saying "I've paid your salary today" Is he waiting for me to say thank you? As if TOOL!!
ex-collegues - beware its a story... (Part 1)
Sour_guy Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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It all started 2 years ago, fresh out of high school and starting my first job as an adult. Little did I know that 2 months later "IT" would start working there. She was the daughter of one of the company's owners (or whatever the bosses were). At first she was comical, saying how she carried the entire workplace on her shoulders so I in a bright flash of genius named her "Atlas" after the huge brute that holds up the world in greek mythology. Now Atlas was a peculiar creature in the sense that her make up was actually paint mixed with cement and layered on with the skill of a builder to keep her face in place.... Atlas didn't have much knowledge but she made up for that by dressing in a way that would make street side hookers blush. She worked for about 10 - 15 minutes a day and the rest of the day was spent browsing the internet, and as a young and inquisitive mind I had to find out what was so important. So one day after Atlas departed, I had a look at her browsing history (call it invasion of privacy if you will I really don't care as she snooped around as well) and what I found disgusted me intensely but I couldn't help but cry with laughter. She was a frequent visitor on a "mail order russian bride" website with a freaking profile and alles!! Among the list was a bunch of adult dating sites as well but the russian bride site nearly killed me. To make a longer story short I and another colleague deduced that she wanted to purchase a bride as a gift for her husband... I mean I have heard of misuse of company internet to watch videos on youtube or go onto facebook but mail order bride sites completely threw me off guard and when the data limit for the month was reached the cow blamed me for using it all on "satanic metal band" searches. Pfft!
MAYBE YOU NO LIKE BOSS SO MUCH?
Julie Jones Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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When in all your emails to boss you always type: 'bitch' instead of 'beach' 'Witch' instead of 'Which' 'Die' instead of 'Dye' 'Corpse' instead of 'Cops' or 'You WITCH! You are a real BITCH! Hope you DIE and your CORPSE rots in hell' instead of 'Hi'
Hotel from HELL
GatVoL Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Last week, I had the 'pleasure' of visiting of a hotel from hell in Pretoria. Pity, my stay included sleeping in a room, whose plumbing did not work properly. When my neighbour had a bath, my shower had no water. When I finally had water, I thought I was in Iceland, the water was freezing! Dinner was delicious when it had arrived, though it took an hour an a half to get there..... And then they had a cheek to charge us extra too nogal! Oi! Breakfast was the worst - not eating pork, I requested a substitute. I can understand the first day, but the 2nd, 3rd and 4th morning? Asked the question every morning, but alas...... So I had an egg and tomato, but the price remains the same! The last morning, though breakfast starts at 7am, was not ready, and though I had to pay for it, I had to leave without eating.... So, room was freezing... Plumbing didn't work.... An electric box that buzzed me awake at 4:45 am.... No friendly service....... And being kicked out of the lounge and fireplace for another function.... I SERI'AASLY want to COMPLAYN! The Willows in Pretoria YOU are the Hotel from Hell!!!!!!
CrazyB^TC^....boss
sLiCk TrIcKs Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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So i gs my boss reckons I'm good enough to chow on left over eats from the directors' meeting.... I don't pack lunch for a reason....and even if i were hungry, I wouldn't want to have anything made by you!
The big let down
Shaggy Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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Being told that you have been selected to go on your first company business trip, with business class tickets to go to China, then posting it on facebook to share with your friends, only to find out that the trip has been cancelled with out your employer notifying you... super lame
ECR
solo0078 Aug 1st , 2012 0 Comment Work
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I think East Coast Radio has the most stupid music of any radio station. In my previous job I was forced to listed to it....all day long! We ended up trying to jam the radio signals just to get it not playing anymore. Luckily where I work now...we listen to 5FM. Best radio station ever!!
Dumbass
Zingo_Pop Aug 1st , 2012 2 Comment Work
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Dumbass people always wanting all the power in the company, you fucking samoosa, just because you a director, think you are the bees knees, get a grip, you can't do shit without your employees like us, we work hard, honest, and all you do is exploit us! Fucking Prick!!
Exams
Mr. MoonShine Jul 22nd , 2012 0 Comment Work
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The worst way to start an exam is to open your first paper and think "what kind of a sick school is this"
Opinions
John's Son Jul 18th , 2012 0 Comment Work
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When someone tries to settle an argument by saying "everyone is entitled to an opinion" and you want to scream in their face: "you're an idiot and your opinion is worthless, even if you are entitled to hold it!"
 
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